i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
So much Jack, so little girl.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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