Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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