week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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