Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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