So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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