She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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