Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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