school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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