i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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