I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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