He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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