You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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