My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
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