Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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