i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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