his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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