grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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