Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
