I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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