can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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