It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Randomize
