You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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