U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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