What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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