Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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