Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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