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(716): View more from New York

there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one

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(732): View more from New Jersey

So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.

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(404): View more from Georgia

If I was on drugs, this would be amazing

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(847): View more from Illinois

Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.

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(314): View more from Missouri

hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?

(573): View more from Missouri

pat the guy you slept with

(314): View more from Missouri

still need a last name

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(516): View more from New York

my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall

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(905): View more from Ontario

they call him Oral-B. enough said

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.

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