Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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