How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
its not stalking. its research.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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