My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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