when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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