At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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