Define "chronic" masturbator.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
