i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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