Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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