she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
No subtext here. People are naked.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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