Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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