google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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