Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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