Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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