I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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