That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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