I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Congratulations! We have a period
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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