it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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