Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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