susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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