it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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