I'm laying in your front yard are you home
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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