too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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