physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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