So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
