that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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