with your own penis?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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