let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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