after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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