More tranny stories later!
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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